A lucky gentleman

It's true. I've been in a lot of situations where if I was a much less decent kind of guy, I could get away with a lot of things that most people are ashamed to admit they've done. But as a gentleman, I take the higher road-- not because I think someone's watching-- because as all of you know, I really don't care about that-- but because I imagine at some point, when I was completely oblivious, someone did the same for me.

Unfortunately, my gentlemanly character stops here-- because I'm tired and I've stayed up so late that I've already taken my morning shit.

To sum everything up, I leave you this small token. It's a present for all my faithful readers.