rules.

rule number 1.

never trust people who say, "It's all good."
In fact, knock them out as quickly as humanly possible.

rule number 2.

if a woman says, "I'm not from around here."
Tell her to go back home.

rule number 3.
if a dude dresses up as the devil on Halloween, but acts a fool... knock him out. It's the devil. Nobody cares.

rule number 4.
never.... ever... EVER let someone tell you what you think. The people that put words in our mouths are called lawyers. Only then can someone speak for you. No exceptions.

rule number 5.
IF you see the cops laughing right before you get pulled aside, you are fucked. if you see them frowning, you are fucked. As a matter of fact, if the cops pull you aside... you're fucked. The only exception to this rule is if you know the cop because you both went to the same high school and you let him cheat off your test during senior year final exams in order for him to get his diploma.

That is all.

Oh-- oh... one more thing. I am giving the world 5... count them.... 5 more chances to provide me with a person that lives up to their word. Failure to comply will result in total annihilation. No exceptions.

Furthermore... the word of the day is "Worthy". Think about it. Tell me what it means to you. It's a strong, historical, spiritual and Anglican word. Make it happen.