Enough is enough.

I really, really need you to do whatever you can to act as though I do not exist.

I am way too interested in you to compete with all the guys that want your attention.

I am way too sensitive to deal with being ignored by you every time you think someone is looking.

I am way too smart to keep chasing you when you obviously love being chased, but never let yourself be caught.

Seriously, please pretend like I don't exist. You're way too beautiful for me. You're too smart, too funny. I really need you to just ignore me, and not do anything at all that might give me the impression that I have a chance.

That way I can live my life and stop being such a fucking fool for you.

Thanks.